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Banishment and Abandonment is an event in which a hero is exiled for a false wrongdoing, until he or she returns to fight the enemy.

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(Snow White turns and shrieks in terror to see the Huntsman raising a dagger toward her) I can't do it. I can't do it! (grabs Snow White's skirt, begging forgiveness) Please! I beg of you, Your Highness. Forgive me! (Snow White: I don't understand!) She's mad! Jealous of you! She'll stop at nothing! (Snow White: But...but who?) The Queen! (Snow White: The Queen?) Now quick, child! Run away! Hide! In the woods, anywhere! Never come back! Now go! GO! Run!...
~ Huntsman forced Snow White to run in the forest to be safe from the Evil Queen.
Bye-Bye Hubie. Swim with the fishes
~ Drake banishes Hubie out of Antarctica.
(Goofy: How'd you like to pay for that) Credit (Goofy: Got ID) Sure (Goofy: [surprise and then furious] What are you clowning me) [Weakly] What? (Goofy: [pointing to the card that is Mickey's] That ain't you) (Donald laugh weakly) (Goofy: [kicks Donald out of the snack shack] And stay out)
~ Donald gets kick out of the Snack Shack for stealing Mickey's ID Card.
Go on, laugh, make a mule of yourself! I'm through! This is the end! (storms off in a huff)
~ Jiminy Cricket storms off
(Bouncer: That's it, Meeper. You'll never work on this planet again!) I'll just take this as my break!
~ Meeper gets thrown out of the pub for accidentally electrocute the Diva singer.
(Telephone rings) (Kermit: Hello? OK. Just a second [hands the phone to the Snowths] It's for you) Mahna-Mahna
~ Mahna-Mahna quits the song number, so he can sing by himself.
You are pathetic.You know, patience runs very deep in my family... but not that deep. I'm out of here! (Jonah: What? What are you doing?) I wanted to be big and important... just like you! But the world doesn't need more people who are "big and important," the world needs more people who are nice. And compassionate. And merciful. That's what I want to be. You can find yourself a new traveling buddy. Goodbye. (Jonah: You can't just leave!) Can and am! (Jonah: But... who will I talk to? You can't just leave me here all alone? Hello? Carlisle? Reginald? Carlisle? Khalil? Khalil? KHALIL? no.)
~ Khalil and Reginald abandons Jonah for lamenting over Nineveh.
(Scar: Simba. ...What have you done?) There were wildebeests and he tried to save me... it was an accident, I... I didn't mean for it to happen. (Scar: {Embracing Simba, yet still distant} Of course, of course you didn't. No one... ever means {pulls Simba closer; Simba hides his face on Scar's foreleg} for these things to happen. ...But the king IS dead. {looking with mock regret at Simba) And if it weren't for you, he'd still be alive. {Simba is crushed, believing his guilt. Another thought "occurs" to Scar.} Oh! What will your mother think?) What am I gonna do? (Scar: Run away, Simba. Run... Run away and never return). (Simba runs off blindly, obviously broken).
~ Simba is banished by Scar
BLOW ME TO BERMUDA!
~ Merlin storms off to Bermuda after a conflict with Wart.
Noo... [Squidward is with him] No! Squidward! You didn't tell me I was gonna get fired! Without the Krusty Krab, I-I-I... [He cries more] Oh, Squidward, could you hold me? I think I'm gonna be sick. (Squidward: SpongeBob! [He grabs SpongeBob and pulls him off the door, but his arms and legs stick] News flash, SpongeBob! I got fired, too! [SpongeBob is suctioned to the door. Squidward pulls him off again, and this time his face remains pressed against the door] This is exactly why we need to go on strike. [SpongeBob flies back to the door. Squidward pulls him off once more, and this time SpongeBob's front sticks to the door, and we can see his skeleton and internal organs on his other side] He can't treat us like this anymore! [SpongeBob goes back to the door and Squidward's eyes become bloodshot] He owes us for all the precious, irretrievable moments we've wasted in this trash heap. [SpongeBob and Squidward look through the door to see Mr. Krabs blowing dust off his old "Help Wanted" sign] Soon, he'll realize he needs us more than we need him. We are workers united! [SpongeBob holds Squidward's hand] Ahem) [SpongeBob withdraws his hand] Sorry.
~ SpongeBob and Squidward are fired from the Krusty Krab for going on a strike.
Oh, that does it! I've had it, man-cub! From now on, you're on your own... ALONE!
~ Bagheera left Mowgli alone after a conflict with him.
(Porcupine: What about us) Us? There's no us. You're not my problem. And you? We're done. (Elliot: But-- Boog, wait) Done
~ Boog abandons Elliot and the forest animals, after a mess of trouble.
(Maurice: Mr. Alex cannot stay here. He belongs with his own kind. On the Fossa side of the island) By the power invested in me, by the law of the jungle, bla, bla, bla, bla. Be gone!
~ King Julien and Maurice decided to banished Alex into the Fossa Territory, when Alex became a danger to the animals.
(Yzma: Get them!) Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home? (Yzma: Your excuse. Anyone else) (The Other Guards: No we're good) (Yzma: Get them!)
~ The Guard decided to go home, since he's transformed into a cow.
Tinker Bell! I hereby banish you forever.
~ Peter Pan banished Tinker Bell for trying to kill Wendy.

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