Ryan's Funny Parts Wikia
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Quotes[]

You told me a lie. You dumb penguin nerd!
~ Rocko raging at Hubie for tricking him, so he can go back to Antarctica.
YOOOGIII!
~ Ranger Smith raging that Yogi ate all the Easter candy
SHUT UP! I CAN'T STAND IT!
~ Donald raging that there's nothing to eat around here.
I am exacitically three inches high, and it is a very good height indeed!
~ The Caterpillar raging at Alice for insulting him.
DON'T TOUCH MY GUNS!
~ Tom's Owner raging at Tom for trying mess up his guns.
FRAIR TUCK! It's Robin Hood! I want you idiot!
~ Prince John raging about Robin Hood
A present from Santa Slappy! Let me guess, could it be a CAN!
~ Caddie Chipmunk raging that Slappy keeps giving her cans every time.
One: you open all my cards! Two: you open my present from Marv! Three: you put on music that I don't even like! Four: you make everyone play party games and... Five: you blow out my candles! THIS IS MY PARTY, NOT YOUR PARTY!
~ Charlie raging at Lola for ruining his party
And what am I? Just your conscience! Okay that settles it! (Pinocchio: But Jiminy.) You buttered your bread, now sleep in it!
~ Jiminy raging that Pinocchio makes friend with a boy who plays hooky from school.
I do not wish to discuss it further. I refuse to listen. I absolutely will not fight. Good night.
~ The Reluctant Dragon's raging about Sir Giles's battle with him.
Tod, if it's the last thing I do, I'll...I'll get you for this!
~ Copper's raging at Tod for getting Chief injured.
Don't let her die. (Rothbart: Is that a threat?) Don't you dare let her die! (Rothbart: Ooooh, it is a threat.) You're the only one with the power. Now, DO IT!
~ Derek's Rage at Rothbart
NO! NO! NO! NO! Just forget! Forget all about!
~ The Raven raging at the Bookworm
No, no, no! That can't be right! No, the red kangaroo?! No, no, no! I am the greatest hopper in the world! Who's in charge here?! I demand a recount! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!
~ Leapovitch gets enraged that he didn't win the Animal Award for Greatest Hopper
NoooooOOOO! ...Murderer!
~ Simba raging at Scar for killing Mufusa so he can become king.
My singin'? Songbirds sing. Saloon gals sing. Little bitty snot-nosed children sing! I YODEL! AND YODELIN' IS AN ART!
~ Alameda Slim's rage that no one likes his yodelin.
I AM NOT A RAT
~ Ratigan raging that people keeps calling him a rat
YOU LAZY NO-GOOD SLACKERS DRIVE ME NUTS, CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME ONCE IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES?! 'CAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU'D SEE I'M TRYING TO TEACH YOU SOME SIMPLE RESPONSIBILITY, SOME PRIDE IN DOING A JOB WELL DONE!! (Voice breaks a little) BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A JOB WELL DONE IF YOU PAID SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU, (Tears are STREAMING and blowing off his face) AND EVEN THEN YOU'D SCREW IT ALL UP ON THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE SIMPLEST OF INSTRUCTIONS, WORRYING MORE ABOUT LOOKING COOL THAN DOING YOUR JOB!!!
~ Benson raging at Mordecai and Rigby
(Ralph: [bursts through the wall of Felix's jail cell] Felix!) Ralph! [jumps up; hugs Ralph] I'm so glad to see you! [lets go] Wait. No, I'm not! What do you have to say for yourself?! (Ralph: I—) Wait! I don't want to hear it. I'm not talking to you. (Ralph: Okay. Don't talk. That's fine. [dumps out a can full of the broken go-kart] But you have to fix this go-kart for me, pronto) I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth. I'm just so…so cross with you! Do you have any idea what you've put me through?! I ran higgeldy-piggeldy all over creation looking for you! I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix! And then…I met the most dynamite gal. Oh. She gives me the honey glows somethin' awful. But…she rebuffed my affections. And then, I got thrown in jail! (Ralph: Felix, pull yourself together!) No, Ralph! You have no idea what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal! [turns away]
~ Fix-It Felix Jr. raging at Ralph for running away from his game.
Janet? Marty? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
~ Patrick raging at Janet and Marty
I can't believe this guy. I throw everything I've got at him, and it doesn't even... (Hades notices Pain is wearing Air-Hercs) What... are... those? (Pain: Um, I don't know. I-I thought they looked kinda dashing.) I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke, (begins to shout) and you...are wearing...HIS MERCHANDISE!!!" (Hades almost blows up in front of Pain, but stops to see Panic slurping some "Herculade") (Panic, chuckling nervously: Thirsty?) (Hades shouts out loud, blows up and the whole city rumbles)
~ Hade raging at Pain and Panic for getting the Hercules merchandise

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